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Showing posts with label games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label games. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

I'm BACK, bitches!

Bitchitudinousness reigns again!

Well, hopefully.. I do kinda have some shit to do around here

BUT!

I'm going to try and do better about ranting my ass off on a more regular basis. I find it therapeutic.

What have I been doing with myself, you might ask (or might not.. its been FOR-FUCKING-EVER since I wrote here).. well..

-Moving
-Raising the mini-shebeast
-Being pissed off at Google AdSense which has banned me for life over a stupid misclick which they said was me trying to inflate my own ad revenue.
-Founding, forming, and whipping an MMORPG clan together
-Becoming a more righteously indignant feminist, every fucking day.

Expect more activity here.

Silence is just not on my vagenda anymore.

The Feminine Context

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

I got 99 problems but a Lich ain't one.. TFC waxes fangirl on Bethesda Softworks

Where the hell have I been, you ask?

Well, between chasing my young child around and generally having one heck of a busy weekend, I got ahold of Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, the game I've been waiting FIVE FREAKING YEARS FOR after I played Elder Scrolls: Oblivion absolutely to death. Seriously, I've had to replace the damn disk at least once.

I know somewhere waaaaay back in my posts I mentioned that I am a hardcore gamer. This is both true and untrue. I AM a hardcore gamer, but Bethesda Softworks produces games that are so good, so unlike anything else available in gaming, that I've pretty much become a snob about it and I don't play much of anything else. I would rather make new characters and do replays of Bethesda games til they come out with something else, than play most of the formulaic crap that's available and popular.

If Oblivion, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, or Skyrim were multiplayer games, they'd probably kick me off the server, thinking I'd hacked the thing somehow. I'm honestly that good. My boyfriend got me this game because he knew I was more likely to cry over this than some stupid piece of jewelry or some other girly thing, and when he was at GameStop, the cashier tried to sell him the strategy guide for the game.. to which my (surprisingly insightful) boyfriend replied:

"No way, man. She won't HAVE that in her house. If I bring that home, she'll consider it cheating.. or like, spoiling the end of a movie. She's waited five years for this game. If I bring that home, she'll send me, and the guide, back HERE to live".

heh... too bad he's not kidding, huh?

Posts on the subject to come. I have to go throw a fireball at some giant freaking poisonous spiders right now.

The Feminine Context